Dear Dirty Mind...

 Dear Iceberg,
Sorry about global warming…. karma sucks.
Sincerely ,
The Titanic .

Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!

Sincerely,
1985 

 

After reading the very funny “dear X sincerely Y” jokes (like the above) that have been circulating around for the past week, I was inspired to write my own version of them as an homage to the pre-internet days when people actually bought stamps, letterheads, and envelopes and wrote to others (by hand) – or, as a reason to be random and stupid. Here is my humble contribution:

Dear Billboards,

I miss the days when people actually noticed me . . . before you infested every inch of Lebanon.

Sincerely,

Traffic Lights

Dear Lebanese Policemen,

If all the world’s policemen were like you, we wouldn’t have had hits like Bad Boys, Lethal Weapon, and Beverly Hills Cop.

Ps. Your “Keresh” is unjustifiable, un-sexy, and uncalled for – diet.

Sincerely,

Hollywood

Dear Lebanese Politicians,

Kindly, each, answer our survey’s questions:

a)      Were you breastfed as a child?

b)      Did you get your fair share of playtime on the monkey bars?

c)       Do you have a problem with the size of your penis?

Sincerely,

The NIMH (National Institute of Mental Health)

Dear Penis,

You have taken away all my spotlight, credibility, and importance. Thank you for ruining my reputation . . . forever.

Sincerely,

The Male Brain

To continue reading, please follow this link:

http://www.beirutnightlife.com/featured/la-wlooo-dear-dirty-mind/

I am now writing a weekly column called "La Wlooo!!", which is a new section on BeirutNightLife.com that provides a light mockery of the silly things happening around us every day.
Don't take it seriously, after all, it is simply a breath of fresh air – stating the obvious with a bit of humor and a change of perspective.